I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?