nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP