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• (305): View more from Florida

  Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.

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• (347): View more from New York

  so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"

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• (760): View more from California

  I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Security deposit gone.

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  burned down garage with fireworks.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.

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  Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.

  (305): View more from Florida

  They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.

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