dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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