Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
jump out the window naked night went bad
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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