Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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