this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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