Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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