I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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