drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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