I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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