Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This is my gift to your gina
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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