You smell like a Billy Joel song
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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