Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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