you would pick up someone in the library
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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