i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
your room smells of hookers.
And success
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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