if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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