"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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