Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
