So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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