Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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