is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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