I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i drank out of a bidet.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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