Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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