She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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