Sponge bath it is.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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