No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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