I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I think my moral compass just broke
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize