are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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