we're blogging at a bar
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i dont even know how to be here
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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