so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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