great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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