SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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