Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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