Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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