white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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