seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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