Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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