Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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