i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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