I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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