would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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