is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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