Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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