he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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