i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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