..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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