omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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