exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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There r osticjed everywhere
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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