Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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