even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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