i don't like sucking hair
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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