I wannas sexs uuuuu
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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MIDGETS
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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