I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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