I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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