i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.