We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high