AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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