I'm going to jail i love you
Banned from zoo.
Again?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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